it's not easy being cheesy
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My name is Amanda, I’m 19 and am currently a freshman majoring in Human Development and Family Sciences at The University of Texas at Austin. I like hot guys and fries. I don't really know how to communicate. PeAcE aNd BlEsSiNgS 2 u all~

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my thick thighs and basic brown eyes will win over someone’s heart one day


Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”


so there was this girl in my class who showed up to class everyday with her thong sticking out and one day my teacher just walked up to her and said ‘let’s keep victoria a secret’ he got fired but it was still funny


do not let anyone make you feel like shit for putting yourself first

you are the only person that is guaranteed to be with you throughout your whole life so you might as well have a loving relationship with yourself


when you try your best but your don’t succeed


when you try your best but your don’t succeed

Pros and cons of making food
Pros: food
Cons: making


when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt




Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh