Haymitch: You call that a blog?
Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter.
Me: Nine and three quarters
EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING. ONE DIRECTION IS PERFORMING.
Anonymous asked: how many followers do you have? :)
In other news; Katy Perry still can’t sing live.
STOP THIS RIDICULOUS NONSENSE JUST THROW THE GREEN STUFF ON ONE DIRECTION AND MAKE THEM TAKE THEIR SHIRTS OFF I WANT TO SLEEP.
JUST CAUGHT A GLIMPSE OF ONE DIRECTION ON THE KCA....
HEART PALPITATIONS. THEY GIVE ME HEART PALPITATIONS.
Gale: You're on the phone with your baker he's upset.
Katniss: Oh no.
Gale: Goin' off about some cake that he burnt
Gale: 'cause he doesn't know how to hunt like I do.
Katniss: Gale stop.
Gale: I'm in the woods it's a typical Sunday afternoon
Gale: I'm hunting the kind of squirrels he doesn't like
Gale: He'll never be able to hunt like I do
Gale: CUZ HE BAKES BREAD
Gale: I MAKE SNARES
Gale: HE EATS CUPCAKES
Gale: AND I HUNT BEARS
Katniss: Gale just stop