May 2013
SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS 
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whorville: I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life.
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jesuschristvevo: I don’t date in high school because no one is rich yet so what’s the point.
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I’m a good person I deserve to meet celebrities.
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urinatings: I hate getting attached to people because I literally never stop thinking about them.
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You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know
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‎*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
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darrynek: Blog every day as if you’d delete tomorrow.
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unswaggy: To attend school tomorrow or throw myself into a pit of fire.
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*Forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
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cokeflow: Tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands.
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Status: Rain! :)
Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
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