drunktrophywife:

if you ever think someone’s too cute to talk to just remember that they poop too

fake-mermaid:

if u dont give me ur wifi password when i come to your house i will never come to your house again

(Source: fake-mermaid)

volume2chainz:

*almost chokes on food* *keeps eating*

ggaga:

     ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)                                    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)       

                   ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)                 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)               ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)        all around me are familiar faces

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                                    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)                                  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

mistercoventry:

MY DAD THOUGHT SKRILLEX WAS A POKEMON