Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
i like how i’m not even remotely phased by anyone’s url anymore like oh look at this adorable kitten that satansbloodsacrifice reblogged from 1d-lives-inside-my-actual-vagina
"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.
Amazing how fast you can go from feeling like shit to really feeling like shit.